gookgod:

*at the sperm bank*

me: yeah so id like to donate some cummies

receptionist: what 

me: what? im sorry i have to go right now 

october 1st: i'm cOMIN OUTTA MY GRAVE AND I BEEN DOIN JUST FINE

aye-aye-rontron:

Gets me every time.

vegansanfrancishet:

So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these days. I also work as a barista/cashier pretty regularly these days. A few weeks back, I had a customer come in, a fairly typical, sheltered, suburban soccer mom, and she ordered a latte from me. She saw my brightly colored nails and said, “Wow, you’re so brave! My son asked me about painting his nails, and if it’s okay for boys to do that. Now I’ll tell him there’s a cool guy who does it too!” It was a nice moment, very cute.
Then, last week, she came in again, and said, “Hey, I’m so glad you’re here! I want you to meet someone!” She then brings her son forward, and says, “Okay sweetie, show him what you did!” And he throws his hands up, showing off his bright, sparkling blue nails. He shows them off, and I show mine off to him. He smiles. We fist bump.
Guys, I’ve only wanted to cry once at work before, and that was when someone ordered a large dry soy cappuccino on ice.
This time, though. This was a good cry.

vegansanfrancishet:

So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these days. I also work as a barista/cashier pretty regularly these days. A few weeks back, I had a customer come in, a fairly typical, sheltered, suburban soccer mom, and she ordered a latte from me. She saw my brightly colored nails and said, “Wow, you’re so brave! My son asked me about painting his nails, and if it’s okay for boys to do that. Now I’ll tell him there’s a cool guy who does it too!” It was a nice moment, very cute.

Then, last week, she came in again, and said, “Hey, I’m so glad you’re here! I want you to meet someone!” She then brings her son forward, and says, “Okay sweetie, show him what you did!” And he throws his hands up, showing off his bright, sparkling blue nails. He shows them off, and I show mine off to him. He smiles. We fist bump.

Guys, I’ve only wanted to cry once at work before, and that was when someone ordered a large dry soy cappuccino on ice.

This time, though. This was a good cry.

guizhou:

caw—caw—motherfuckers:

お休み // Gᴏᴏᴅɴɪɢʜᴛ! ☆ ☾

↳  Axɪs | Aʟʟɪᴇs

Reblog if you’re shorter than 5’8.

wodahn:

captainsparklez:

piercethesparklez:

itsyergurl:

iggyt14:

If you don’t reblog this, you are on duty to get the cookies off the top shelf. You have been notified.

I am 5’ 6” and a half and still growing so soon I will not be able to reblog

5’1”

5’5 send help

5’3 I’m a goddamn hobbit

juniperpunk:

Halloween falls right in the middle of asexual awareness week.
So, like, I’m not saying asexuals are super awesome skeleton warriors, but let’s look at the facts here…

monsieurpaprika:

vagisodium:

vintagegal:

House on Haunted Hill (1959)

tag your extreme horror please

WE WATCHED THIS IN HISTORY CLASS DURING MY SENIOR YEAR AND I THINK OUT OF ALL OF US MY TEACHER LAUGHED THE LOUDEST

legalwifi:

when i’m done dealing with someones shit

image

straightbacksnohangtime:

ashtonscolours:

djscrewatarave1998funeralcrunk:

white people: made fun of on the internet

black people: profiled in real life and can be killed for looking out of place in a neighborhood

yeah i feel u it really does go both ways

Just because you believe one is worse doesn’t make it okay to do either

believe? where do personal beliefs come into play here. call me old fashioned but i’m pretty sure being murdered is still objectively worse than being fun of.

infinitystops:

HOLY FUCK

jaybird-gaybird:

Now remember people, National Coming Out Day is on its way. If you “come out” on facebook as straight and/or cis, an ally, a brony, a fucking whovian, or anything other than a marginalized sexual orientation and/or gender identity, I will ram my boot so far up your ass you’ll be tasting Vans for weeks.

creaseintime:

are you ready to get

creaseintime:

are you ready to get